An Abundance of B00Bz: Game of Thrones, Season Two

Dooood! Are any of you keeping up on Game of Thrones this season? No? Well then you are cray-cray ba-nay-nay, man! I just watched the most recent one and it was so off the chain. Lemme drop some of the more serious shiznit that went down.

First off, I think the biggest drama bomb was when the dragons got jacked from Dany Targaryen, the Mother of Dragons. Really though, who didn’t see that coming? And did you see that tower they’re taking them to? I’m putting twenty gold pieces down that the bugger who put the Jack move on those dragon babies was that creepy ass wizard who brought his doppleganger to the party in the last episode. And man, you know Dany is about to lose her mind on somebody. That girl gets fired up like whoa, talking about how she’s going to take the Iron Throne back with steel and blood and all sorts of craziness. Yikes.

Drama bomb numero deux: that d-bag Theon Greyjoy–the dude whose dad thinks he’s the king of the Iron Islands–went and took Winterfell while Rob Stark was off fighting the Lannisters. What is that crap, right? That dude is sneakier than Gollum in the mines of Moria. But that isn’t the most wild part. In this episode the chick who played Tonks in Harry Potter gets naked and does the no-pants dance with Theon! Spew, right? Normally I’m down for the abundance of boobage in GoT but not this time. Seeing an HP character get naked and do the wild thing was like walking in on a cousin getting freaky. Not cool, man.

Are any of you following this season of Game of Thrones? If so, what are you thinking of it so far? If you’ve read the books do you think they’re better? Let me know. These are serious questions.


Walking Dead Iz Da Siccness

I just watched the season finale of Walking Dead and it was off the chizain! I mean for realz, dude. There was a wicked crazy battle on the farm that ended up with peeps getting murked left and right and a super sweet zombie ninja with and effing katana sword, bro. Whoa! It was awesome! What’s more, the zombie ninja had two fricken zombies–sans arms and the lower halves of their jaws–with chains around their necks. I was all, “Why does this chick have all these fricken pet zombies?” But Talking Dead laid it out like the pet zombies were like a smell force field. To that I say, “Spew.”

Anyways, you should check that shiznit out, people. This show got down with the sickness, you feel me? Holler.

The Dead, They’re A-Walkin’

Don’t like spoilers? Well you better turn the wagons around and head back toward this post instead, partner.

DOOOOOD! The new Walking Dead episode was fricken sweet-ass-sweet! Shane was being all extra crazy and power hungry, Hershel pretty much waved the finger in the Lord’s face and started boozing again, and Rick blew away two goodfella wannabes who were on a zombie-motivated vacation from Philly. Whoa! Can you handle all that? I stuck the trailer for the newest episode in the bottom of this so go ahead and give it the old clickeroo.

On a bummer note, Dale stayed true to character and wore the same expression of horror and shock that he always does–Am I scared, or did a bug fly into my mouth? You decide.I’m sure everyone saw that one coming though. Honestly, Dale, just do the group a favor and let the zombies eat your face off. Plus, there’s the whole “concerned father” thing he has going on. Ack! That fricken guy bugs the crap out of me! Every time he gets up in everybody’s business I just want to go Street Fighter on him with a shoryuken uppercut.

Anyways, enough ranting from me. If you haven’t checked out the newest episode then you are missing the express train to Awesome Town. Download it, borrow it, *hack the AMC website–whatever you do, it just needs to happen now.


*The Bloggity Blog of Scott J. Clemons in no way advocates hacking into any website, unless it’s for the purpose of taking one cent at a time from an evil corporation like in that movie Office Space.