I’m Knockin’ the Dust Off This Here Bloggity Blog

Hello there, all my estranged bloggity blog friends! I’m back up in this biznatch, having had to abstain from the blogosphere in order to fight off a particularly virulent strain of whooping cough. Ok, that’s not true. I’ve been totally healthy save for a case of awesome-pox (HA!). I pretty much just flaked off blogging because I got busy doing other stuff. But now that the other stuff has been pwned into submission I can start blogging like a boss hoss. So prepare yourself, bloggy minions, for in the near to very-near future, I am about to drop the bloggy hotness.

That’s right, Broseph McBroski. It’s about to get really real up in this thing.

What do I mean by “really real?” Well, dude, I’m talking about the next-level of bloggity awesomeness. I’m talking about blog entries that make you want to drop it like it’s hot. The kind of blog entries that make you want to quit your job and join a twerk team. You know what I’m talking about. I want to drop the sort of blog entry that jolts you with those good vibrations all the way from your toes on up to your feminine gelatin–or, if you prefer, your masculine margarine.

Ewww. I just grossed myself out with that masculine margarine line.

Srsly though, all grossness aside, I am getting back into the swing of things here. I feel like a total doucher for stepping away from this blog for such long stretch so now I want to get back into the thing. Maybe not cranking out blog entries like I was a couple of months ago, but definitely enough to keep in touch with you internet folk. I feel like staying current on this blog helps me focus my energy into my book which is the real point of doing any of this stuff, right? Right.


What’s A Fella Gotta Do To Get Some Writing Done In Here?

Yo! It’s been a hot minute since I’ve posted something on this here bloggity blog so I figured it was about time to get to the thing. It’s the end of the quarter so my life just got a bucket of business dumped on it with my finals. But that’s not all, dudes. Seeing as I work in the library at my school things get double plus hectic for me when the entire student body comes in with questions about how to build a citation in APA format.

“Poor youngling,” I say. “Discover the awesome power that is Son of a Citation Machine!”

Honestly though, it’s not so bad having people come into the library for help. Walking students through their academic panic attacks is sort of fun as long as you stay calm and remember that it’s their term paper they’re mad at, not you.

I am sort of stoked for the quarter to come to an end though because I’ve been having serious troubles getting back on track with my book. I feel like studying maths for a while totally kicked my brain off the creative tracks I was rolling on for a fricken year. And as this is the first time I’ve had to switch gears and put the writing on hold, I’m not sure if it’s a normal deal for my brain to get all wonky.

So yep, that’s that, I guess. I’m thinking maybe I need to read a sweet ass book to really get things cooking again, you know? I was kind of digging on Veronica Roth’s Insurgent until I totally lost interest. For reals though, the main character, Tris, was so effing whiney that it made me want to punch a puppy. Don’t be shocked. I’m just keeping it real.

Any suggestions on a book to pick up? Well, any suggestions that aren’t Batman, that is. I’m already on that one.

tl;dr Life is busy, my brain won’t make good writey words, and I need a new book to start reading.