You know what I love about Mark Twain, the dood who said yesterday’s quote? He’s got my same last name. Well, maybe not exactly the same (Is Clemens really all that different from Clemons? I don’t think so), but it’s close enough for the work of governments.
Check out this little ditty and tell me if you’s mugs can guess it.
“Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.”